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This is for a signed print of the original painting.

This is Bernard. He is a hard working family man from Gamma Quadrant near Pork Chop Nebula. He is a lover of simple things like Barbecuing fish sticks and watching WWE. His wife says he is a Sagittarius but he knows she makes that crap up because those stars don’t even exist in this galaxy.

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3-5 business days

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  • North America : 3 - 5 business days

I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

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Custom and personalized orders

For my custom orders, the samples in my store are just examples of the work so that you can get a feeling for my style. I hope you like them! I am happy to discuss what you are looking for in more detail!