Bernice

Bernice

$30.00




This is for a signed print of the original painting.

This is Bernice. She has been married to Bernard for 18 years. While he wasn’t who she intended to marry, they have a good life together with their three children. She almost married Mos Hafner after they were King and Queen of the prom. Sadly for Bernice he found religion soon after graduation and joined the Jedi. Today she keeps herself busy with selling essential oils down at the Piggly-Wiggly to bored Hoth housewives. She is head of the PTO but really wishes she could throw some of those parents into a carbonate freeze.

She has been quickly captured between soccer practice and piano lessons

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